Friday, January 22, 2010

Friday Funnies

I needed a few chuckles, and my mom sent me this email with a lot of these antecdotes in them. I thought they were pretty funny.


WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


WOMAN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked, after folding the items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?"

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man,"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"


WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


I hope you enjoyed these few little chuckles. As I mentioned above, I got this email from my mom, which had been on a forward chain.

Happy Friday!

Alli C

1 comment:

  1. Cute jokes. My favorite is the Marriage Seminar one. Thanks for sharing.

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